does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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