I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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