we made out on top of his cat.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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