I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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