Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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