So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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