if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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