On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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