I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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