I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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