Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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