hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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