do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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