i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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