When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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