if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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