I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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