How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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