so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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