the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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