I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Enjoy the penises
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