So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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