too bad you live with your parents still
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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