tell your sister to shave her snatch
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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