come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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