Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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