Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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