You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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