It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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