I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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