Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We left an ass print on the piano.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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