Just fell off a train. Bad.
my shit smells like andre
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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