I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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