just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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