god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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