Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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