I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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