He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
