Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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