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I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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