we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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