Whod you bang
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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