if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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