her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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