I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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