love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
