Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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