We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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