I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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