people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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